zodiacbaby:

*something scary in the movie happens*

OMG!

*grabs ur dickk*

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posted 19 hours ago 路 31/7/2014 路 23,010 notes

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

via  trust  (originally  antiteen)
posted 19 hours ago 路 31/7/2014 路 497,977 notes

counterparrts:

okay seriously being ugly is starting to really get on my nerves.

via  dulect  (originally  counterparrts)
posted 19 hours ago 路 31/7/2014 路 12,968 notes

lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

via  dampsandwich  (originally  lieutenantbites)
posted 19 hours ago 路 31/7/2014 路 7,474 notes

defxndpoppunk:

when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW

posted 19 hours ago 路 31/7/2014 路 254,645 notes

Anonymous
Fellas, how did you learn to go down on a girl? I know practice makes perfect but this seems like one of those things that always needs experience to even get started.

bootyscientist:

lovelyandbrown:

brigittefires:

lovelyandbrown:

Bryant: it takes practice. it takes being humble because you should always be open to new techniques鈥ever settle. eat pussy like an underdog.聽

Me: O_O

Take a peach. Bite a big ol鈥 hunk out of it. Now, figure out how many different ways you can lick that peach. Seriously, keep count. Now try to replicate some of them. Do that, before you read on. I鈥檒l wait.

When you鈥檙e done, eat the rest of that peach. If you aren鈥檛 disgusted by how much slobber is on that peach, then you have not found enough ways of licking it yet. Try to nibble the peach without piercing its flesh. Keep going with all the parts of your mouth until you can鈥檛 hold onto the peach anymore because it鈥檚 too slippery. Did you lick the pit a bit too? No? Better get your ass another peach.

Now take a strawberry. Lick, suck, and nibble that strawberry from the peak end until you get it about half gone. Lick the strawberry to death, too, but don鈥檛 be afraid to get on that green-leafy section too. You might be surprised at how the licks you tried on the peach are different, and how the seemingly-unappetizing green leafy part really isn鈥檛 so bad (especially after your tongue is covered in strawberry juice anyway). Why yes, that is a euphemism for pubic hair! You鈥檙e learning! Try to nibble the strawberry without piercing its flesh.

Now find a willing partner and SPECIFICALLY ASK THEM if they would be willing to have you go down on them and give you feedback, both during and after. Put one hand on their hip, and one hand on their breast (you did wash them first, right?)鈥攍et鈥檚 leave your hands out of this, for now. Allllll those different licks and nibbles, try them out on all the different parts going on down there. Part labia, move it around, find the clitoris, all with your tongue and lips, and no fingers allowed. Nose is cheating but if you use it we will let it slide. Try things a few times in a row and see what your partner says, if anything, and then do something else a few times. Don鈥檛 do any one thing for too long, unless your partner tells you not to stop or moan in disappointment when you change it up a bit.

After your partner has declared themselves spent, then and only then may you stop. Jaw hurts? Use your lips closed for a while, or open up more. Drowning? Good job, there are worse ways to go.

Now, go forth, and take that pussy to church!

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posted 21 hours ago 路 30/7/2014 路 2,015 notes

snailfairy:

new reaction gif for everything

snailfairy:

new reaction gif for everything

posted 23 hours ago 路 30/7/2014 路 63,350 notes

dinoreo:

"MY JEWISH PRINCE"

via  dinoreo  (originally  dinoreo)
posted 1 day ago 路 30/7/2014 路 3,987 notes

saltedvagina:

thishalfhomohere:

IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT

is that HAIM ?

saltedvagina:

thishalfhomohere:

IT鈥橲 LIKE SHE鈥橲 BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT

is that HAIM ?

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posted 2 days ago 路 29/7/2014 路 129,974 notes

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

via  dulect  (originally  420dongsquad)
posted 3 days ago 路 28/7/2014 路 266,707 notes

via  dulect  (originally  worstfavouritenightmare)
posted 3 days ago 路 28/7/2014 路 107,440 notes

via  trust  (originally  hannah-panda)
posted 3 days ago 路 28/7/2014 路 335,496 notes

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

via  trust  (originally  zooeyclairedeschanel)
posted 3 days ago 路 28/7/2014 路 515,335 notes